Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Here's a recent poem


                                                 Home
Is where your heart is…
A silly jingle, but like many
True,
Once you get over the idea of the heart
Representing all kinds of far more complicated stuff…
You know, like the feelings you get running your hands
Over the rough spot on a bedroom door
From being touched there by you
And whosever gone in there with you,
Maybe hundreds, or even thousands of times.

Or the paint you’ve rubbed off the top rail of the metal bed frame
That you bought at a yard sale when your first was born,
That you always held onto
When you’d come in singing softly
To help them fall asleep.

Whew, and that’s only two places in ‘home’ isn’t it?
And there are hundreds, or maybe even thousands
More.

Then time passes.
Friends and family leave, get ill,
Maybe, pass on, as your memories do,
Despite you saying that that will never happen.

You move on.
Close to a son or daughter,
Who help you find a smaller house,
Or an apartment or a condo,

Without stairways or basements;
With washers and dryers next to the furnace
And just around the corner from the kitchen.

You’ll be by a major university with lots of programs,
And some classes to take,
And of course, there’s more:
You’re close to old friends from a book club,
Or some alum friends who also live nearby.

On your birthday,
They throw you a party.
They raise their glasses
Of Champagne
To toast you:
“Here’s to your new home.”
They’re all smiling.
You smile back,
But it never, never, never, never, is.


Friday, December 21, 2018

Syl is about the attempts of Jon, a visiting professor to get in a relationship and eventually marry, Syl, the secretary, of the department where he is teaching after being fired at his old school when it unexpectedly closed. Sound familiar? No, I'm only a little bit like Jon and unfortunately, there is no Syl. Here's an early chapter when they are first getting to know each other when Syl thinks she finds him flirting with someone else and a later chapter where Jon really screws up.

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Syl
Chapter Seven
The English Department at Capitol College is the leading sponsor of Field Day, an orientation day for new students to meet and talk with each other and to introduce them to the faculty and staff of the Humanities division.  It meets the day before classes start in a charming, little city park just south of the campus called Turkey Trails. The city bought it years ago and it’s a bit rundown, but it’s a good place to introduce new freshmen to college life by having volunteer upper-class boys and girls hike them there. “We’re all getting beat up by the sciences and business departments. Well, you know that, don’t you,” Syl had said to Jon to make sure he came and participated. “We’ve got to be smart to stay competitive.”
“Yes,” John said. “I know, and I’ll be there. Don’t want to lose another job.” 
Syl is the person most responsible for getting as many English faculty there as she can, especially the new ones like Jon, and the half dozen or so grad. students and part-timers, she’s just getting to know. She also gets as many old-timers there as she can. They’re harder, and the hardest thing of all is get them all there wearing name tags and the English department tee shirts, that are included in the newbies packet she gave or sent them with a reminder of when classes begin and where and when Field Day meets.
Well, that’s just one of her jobs. She shows up fairly early for Field Day and first helps food service set up both a breakfast and lunch spread, for a 10:00am start that ends at 2:30. Then, after helping food service set up, she puts together a little cheese, cracker and beer spread for faculty and staff to munch on or have a drink after the outside party is over. Most who stay are English folks because they make the most effort to get students and profs together.
Many years ago, there was a road back to the Field Day spot and before the road was closed the college or someone connected with Field Day brought in a dozen or so picnic tables for students and faculty to eat at and smooze, and a pretty nice Coleman Travel Trailer, kept in shape by staff people who go there and eat and swim when they want to. They have the keys!       
They go swimming in one of the park’s main attractions, called Horseshoe Lake, though it’s really only a pond, that the road used to go on to when it was open for fishing. Now it has only a small beach and two rafts for swimming one inside and one outside the roped-in area. Earlier in the summer, Syl often comes here to swim (her favorite sport and exercise), but late in the summer, like now, it’s too full of algae and water lilies. The city takes away workers and lifeguards when their schools start which is nearly now a month earlier than the college’s. Some of the men on security have hidden a boat on the other side from the beach and they go there and fish early or late before any lifeguards show up Shoo! Don’t tell anyone!
Nancy, who babysits Syl’s little girl, Soosie, will bring her around 11:00ish, eat lunch, where she hopes she’ll be made over by the students and some profs. Soosie’s is a Korean girl who Syl adopted, and she feels she needs more attention than she can give her once school starts. Nancy will take her back to her apartment after they eat.
While all this is happening, Syl tries to find a way to eat with them but the upper-class team leaders, who’ve brought freshmen out in groups, bring some of their freshies over to meet her. “This is Ms. Syl. She’s the department secretary. If you need help, see her in the department offices she showed you this morning on our campus tour before hiking out here. Ms. Syl runs things!”
She’ll also be bothered by the newbies asking her hundreds of questions about the department. Jon came early and tracked her down as she put a sign with his name on his assigned table. She thought he’d come early to ask her his own set of annoying questions. But no, he asked her to show him the pond. Said he loved water; went fishing in Canada almost every summer and asked her if he could fish there. She told him no.
“Oh, come on,” he said. “Never saw a pond or lake where you can’t figure out a way to fish.”
“Well maybe, but ours is now covered with scum. Climate change, I think.”
“Well, I’d still like to see it.”
It was a perfect day. Still the smallest chill in the air. She’d done her work; Had food for the faculty and staff laid out in the trailer. Put signs all around the tables with faculty members names on them. At least eleven were coming. Good. A table or two for staff to sit, kick off their shoes, have a private lunch and, of course, gossip.
“Sure,” she said to Jon. “Let’s take a walk. If we’re lucky and quiet we’ll see a deer or two, and better yet, a flock of turkeys that will take off and sound like a what? I can’t describe what they sound like, but it’s better than Sandhill Cranes.”
 “I’ve heard both,” Jon said, “and you’re right.”
The hike back is only four hundred yards, marked with signs on the trail, including, ‘No student allowed’ paper ones, that are sure to draw them there after they’ve eaten, until one of the security guys shoos them away when it’s time to hike back. Some will hike back soaking wet. That always amuses the staff members who are still around cleaning up.
Hiking back with Jon, they saw that some of the maples had begun to turn and sumac were already red. The trail has only one hill half-way back on it and when they got to the top, they flushed a deer they never saw, just heard, and never saw turkeys.
There are still picnic tables stacked on the back of the beach, but they kept walking and about half-way around the pond on a thin trail, she showed Jon a boat security hid over there that was padlocked to a stake.
“Cool,” Jon said. “You’re going to have to introduce me to some of the security fellows.”
“Maybe,” she told him, “but look at how scummy the lake is now. There is something nice though I’ll show you when we get back to the beach.”
They pulled a picnic table down to the edge of the beach, took off their shoes, sat down, then waded around in the shallows after they rolled their pants up to just below their knees. Wiggling their toes and laughing, they tried to kick and splash each other. They walked in the shallows over to the edge of the swimming area. The ropes were gone, and the algae and scum were starting to come into the beach, but a little farther out she pointed to large, no huge, water lilies all with beautiful white and pink flowers growing up from their centers. “That’s what I wanted to show you. They’re at their very best right now. I love them, but they’ll shrivel up and die soon.”
“Will the flowers stay alive in clean, not so cold water?”
“I think so.”
“Ok. Let’s go back to our table. You sit down and dry off and keep your back turned. I’ve got to take off my pants and wring them out.”
He walked her back. Sat her down.
“Don’t turn around.”
After a while, she heard him splashing back out in the water. Then lots more splashing back. He made a racket behind her and she turned and caught him putting on his pants half-way up.
“Oops,” she laughed.
She heard him buckle up and he came around the table holding an enormous flower from a lilly pad. “It’s beautiful,” she said. Then laughing, “What’d you do, jump in?”
“Dry pants. Wet underwear,” and he looked to her like a little kid who’s gotten caught with his pants down.
“Let’s get this back in wet newspaper, and out of the sun and see how it will do. I’ve got to get to work.”

And they did, and he did, until later, after the freshmen had hiked back to campus, when she saw him talking and drinking beer and laughing with the grad. students at the little soirée in the Travel Trailer. One of them had her arm around his waist.  

Part Six
Halloween
Chapter Forty-Eight
Syl
I’m looking forwards to the Halloween dance. Jon was dressing up as Jay Gatsby and I was going to be Daisy Fay, his golden girl, if I could find a blonde wig I’d look cute in; anyway a 1920’s flapper. He wanted to introduce me to his friends at the party and show from our costumes that we were both literary people. We could also talk about how I was helping him with his project on Fitzgerald and Hemingway. “That’ll show my friends that you’re a part of my world.”
“And mine?” I asked him.
‘Ya, sure. You Practically run the English department.  I want to tell everyone how you helped me get started; find a place for myself. That’s what I’ve told my kids. And I want everyone to understand why I’m moving to be close to you and Soosie.”
“Isn’t that an awful lot to be putting out there? Your friends know we’re seeing each other, don’t they?”
“A couple, but lots know I’m moving to Capitol. You put up a For Sale sign in this town after what’s happened with the college closing, and everyone knows. Knows how much you’re asking and where you’re going. Don’t worry it will be all right.”
Soosie and I had agreed to stay overnight with Jon for two days before the dance. Jon and I made up our costumes, using a sewing machine that had been his wife’s that he kept in a basement closet. I insisted we make a costume for Soosie because I had arranged for Nancy, her babysitter, to pick her up on Halloween and take her trick or treating back home and stay overnight there. Dressed as The Little Mermaid, off she went with her Mermaid tail tucked up under her costume and a bunch of candy she’d already trick or treated from Jon and me in her pumpkin pail. Jon had also made his spare bedroom into a kid’s room with wall-hangings of the Little Mermaid and other Disney characters and he had found and painted a little white dresser in it for her clothes that matched her bed. “We’ll move both when we find my new house,” he told us.
He’s not the type to just leave old friends behind, and the day we came from home, two days before the dance, he invited two of his best friends to go along with us to the party. Tom and Eve Houston. Tom is an accountant and a graduate of the college, and he’d done Jon’s taxes ‘for centuries’ to hear Jon talk and Eve had chaired the Education department.
Tom and Eve came to the door around eight o’clock. Tom was dressed as a Zombie business man wearing a ripped suit, carrying a beaten-up briefcase. He had fake blood all over his hands and face and he put in his fangs and did a ghoulish grin to impress us. Eve, who was my age with curves, was dressed as a naughty business executive in a sexy red dress with ruched pleats and a sheer floral lace top with a funny business style collar. She wore a black bra that showed under all that and black, lace top stockings with very visible garters holding them up.
“Tom made his up,” she told us. “I bought mine. I usually just wear it around the house. Just kidding.”
  Jon and I were a bit deflated by how great they looked, but we wanted to show ourselves off too: Jon as Gatsby in a tuxedo he found in his storage unit with long tails, a white frilled shirt and a bow tie. A white Panama straw hat with a black band sat on top a Trump-like wig, more orange than blond, that seemed to seep out from under the hat like an orange soap bubble. 
 I was a twenties flapper, a party girl who might be Daisy, if I chose to play her because I found back stage at Capitol a great blond wig that I looked cute in. I wore several cheap gold chained necklaces and a black slinky dress with slits up the side and roll down black netted hose that looked sexy.
Jon introduced me as Daisy Buchanan, “the love of my life,” then as Syl, and we said our congratulations, jumping up and down, eager to get to the dance. “But first,” Jon said, “let’s start off with a cocktail to get us even more ready to ‘party hardy,’” as he called it, and from the time they came up the stairs into the house, the night turned into a total disaster.

Jon’s main floor is very open with a view of the living room, dining room and kitchen all around as you come up the seven stairs from the entryway. All of the changes Jon made to make Soosie and me a part of his home were visible all at once and I could tell Tom and Eve were taken aback. They didn’t say much; that was part of the problem. The picture of Soosie on the beach is the first one that they commented on. Eve said to Jon, “Who’s that little girl?”
“That’s Soosie, Syl’s daughter.”
Eve smiled at me, but before I could tell them more about Soosie, Eve nodded to Jon and Tom said, “Oh” and we moved on into the kitchen, Jon and I getting cocktail glasses out of the freezer and putting them down on the bar.
“Syl and I have made a shaker of martinis, and one of manhattans. Ok? What’s your poison?”
Eve sat down at the bar in front of us and pointed to the manhattan shaker. Tom did too, but he got up and continued to prowl. He pointed to the picture of me and my fish. “You’re going to have to tell us about this,” he said, but again looking more at Jon than at me. Then he said to Jon, “Where’s Maggie’s china cabinet with all those priceless German figurines of hers? Hummels? Right?”
Jon was caught off guard by that one, but handing Tom his drink, he said, “Oh, they’re in storage. I think I’m going to sell them for the kid’s savings accounts.”
“Well, you might want to give some of her friends first shot, or even give some away to them.”
“Like me,” said Eve laughing.
Jon and I poured martinis to balance things out and we talked about Jon’s new job. He talked about his classes and told them about my job there and how much I’d helped him get started. They nodded and talked about their long friendships and some vacations they’d all taken together. They being Tom and Eve and Jon and Maggie.
The only question to me was about Soosie.
“She’s oriental? Were you …?”
“No, no. I adopted her from a Korean orphanage. I was married a long-time ago but had no children.”
I thought Eve was going to ask me more, but she turned to Jon and said, “So, how long have you two known each other? How did you meet?
Before either of us could answer, Tom looking at his watch said, “Well drink up. We’ll miss the fancy Hor d’oeuvres we’ve paid a fortune for and time to show off before they give the costume awards. You two look great, but Eve and I hope to win it, so let’s get on the ball; excuse me, on to the ball.”
I put our empty glasses in the dishwasher and we were off.

It was a very dark, wet night, and our ride to the country club was quiet. Before we left Tom told Jon and me that there was sort of a change in plans: We were driving separately. “You haven’t been to one of these,” he said to Jon, “but we went last year, and we’ve booked ourselves a room there. We got pretty wild, and I know you two love birds will want to leave early and you’ll behave yourselves better than we will.”
At that Eve gave everyone a big hug and said they’d meet us there. I scooted over next to Jon and we held hands on the way; I was shaking a little about the way Tom and Eve had treated me but I didn’t say anything.
We followed Tom and Eve led the way, and it started to rain. There was valet parking and two of the car parkers walked both Eve and me into the club holding an umbrella to keep us dry. Inside, Tom checked on their room and left a small suitcase in the coat check room. We walked together into the ballroom which was decorated in reds and gold streamers, inflatable witches and ghosts, balloons, and, of course, skeletons to represent, I guess, the day of the dead.
A fog machine made the floor slippery and us girls didn’t like stepping out on it. “They’ll quit that before the dance,” Eve said to me then she twirled around on the fog covered floor showing off her costume. What was most impressive were several light shows that ran crazily and sometimes suggestively all over anyone in a costume that someone pointed to, making the victims squeal and hide their faces. In the middle of the foggy dance floor was a long buffet table and only a few tables set up to eat at. Some people were standing and eating around their masks and all were holding drinks and paper plates, trying not to drop anything and make a mess, but stuff was being dropped. When we got there, standing in line to get food, everyone seemed to me to be already drunk. I told Jon this and he said, “Well I guess that’s the Halloween dance for you. This is my first. Let’s try to have fun.”
It was much too loud for real introductions, though Jon tried, and I tried to play the part of Daisy, “his golden girl.” What it wasn’t too loud for was some of the younger men he introduced me to saying they couldn’t wait to dance with me. “Hi, party girl” and some brushed themselves against me while kissing me on the cheek. Jon was too distracted to notice, waving over other friends he wanted to introduce to me, and his older friends all did as Eve and Tom had and asked Jon things about me I should have been asked. A couple said to him in front of me that I didn’t remind them of Maggie at all.
When the dance began, the club brought out dozens of tables for parties of six or eight to sit at around the dance floor and Jon and I sat with Jon’s best friends; “none from the college. They’re too depressing.” The college crowd was mostly younger men – lecturers and assistant profs. They were charming, but when I danced with them they hit on me. “I need some air. Want to go outside?” or you know, “Let’s go get a drink together and you can tell me more about yourself.” Or they danced me across the floor from where we were sitting and grabbed my ass or worse felt me up. Pissed off, I shoved the last one to do this away and looked for Jon to take us home. I couldn’t find him. I found out later that he was in the men’s locker room with some smokers who had set up bridge games where he had gone with a lawyer who was managing his investments.
The costume contest began, which meant that the ten finalists who had already been chosen by some kind of committee, were to walk around and show their stuff. There were lots to choose from: traditional ones like a red queen and a princess who was in a paper bag. There was a batgirl and a batman, a knight in what looked like very heavy armor, a Roman whoever, and several pirates, of course. Then there were the sexy ones worn by women a bit too old to show them off provocatively. I saw a maid in a lace miniskirt and a silly little apron, a woman dressed from the Handmaid’s Tale with the white bonnet but a short red see-through red dress. They were sexy enough, but there were some younger girls, one dressed as a sexy cop, also a cheerleader and a naughty schoolgirl in a short plaid miniskirt as they are in porn. Yes, I’ve watched some porn, but this isn’t the time to pursue that. I liked one guy who was Beetlejuice and was revolted by a woman who was dressed as a stalk of broccoli, yuck.
Eve was one of the finalists and she was walking her sexiest to lots of hooting and whistling. When she saw me standing and watching, she gestured to me to come, then she smiled and stuck her tongue out. Evidently, I’d been chosen.
I was worn out and shaking from the ridiculous conduct of everyone who’d ridiculed or hit on me. I ignored her, went into the ladies’ room, sat down, took a long pee, and felt as lonely as I’d been in years. The bathroom was no comfort to me. Its mirror was splotched with blood and screaming was coming from a hidden speaker. As I started to leave, a character playing Jordan Baker from Gatsby came in. She was wearing an all-black golfing outfit and carrying a golf club, a wood, I think they’re called. She brushed up against me, as so many had done, “You’re Daisy. It’s me Jordan,” then she pulled down her wig to show she was really a young man like those who had rutted up against me.  I was over the edge and I pushed him away and then out the door and called an Uber to take me to Jon’s house and to my car.
I walked through the ballroom, alone and unnoticed, went outside, and my Uber pulled up a few minutes later. Why didn’t I call Jon? We both had our phones ‘to stay in touch if we got lost in the crowd.’ I don’t know. I still don’t know.
Jon had given me a key to his house and I let myself in. I went into his bedroom, took off my ridiculous costume and blond wig that I had hated wearing, and packed my suitcase. I walked around all the rooms put all the pictures of us together or of me or of me with Soosie or of Jon and me, put them in a garbage bag and carried them into the garage to throw into the trash along with my costume. I must have been crying. I threw the costume in the trash and put the wig on the cover like a whipped cream whirl on top an ice cream sundae. That calmed me down and, maybe now more sad than angry, I put the pictures and my suitcase in my car and drove back to my apartment in Capitol. I don’t remember anything more after that until Nancy called me in the morning. I told her I was home and I wanted her to bring Soosie down to me.
Just as I was leaving Jon’s house, my phone rang. It was Jon. I didn’t answer, and I blocked his phone from calling me again. Later, I heard, he’d gone around the club asking himself and others he knew, “Anybody seen Syl?” or “Where’s Syl?” 

Tuesday, March 13, 2018


       Take Me Down to Paradise City…

For Chris, Haley and Scott
                                        Monday
It had mostly been a mild fall and early winter, but in the middle of December, it turned quite cold, causing him shortness of breath and a feeling of heaviness in his chest when he opened his car door and scampered to get inside his home or the other places he visited. He’s a retired professor who has just finished a novel, and he’s feeling the depression that comes from not knowing what to write next. He’s lonely and he uses his Movie Pass, going mostly to matinees, seeking conversation and inspiration, but he sees a lot of bad movies in mostly empty theaters that he gets a kick out of leaving -- loud movies that everyone else seems to love -- and sometimes when he leaves he boos the image growling and reverberating from the screen.
It was after a Sunday matinee, that ended just before it was fully dark, that the heaviness really bothered him. He had seen the latest Star Wars sequel; had to park at the very back of the movie’s lot because of the film’s popularity, and when he got to his car the heaviness didn’t go away when he took a minute or so to rest.
That night he told his son and his son told him to see a doctor.
“It’s almost Christmas. I’ll do it if it doesn’t go away, but look at me,” he said, stringing lights around the ceiling of his big room, then steadying the Christmas tree while his son set and screwed it in the holder. “I feel fine. Never better.”
The next morning the heaviness was back and stayed as he made and drank a mango smoothie. He opened his laptop to check his email, but edgy now, he decided to call his cardiologist; a doctor he had always liked since he helped him through an angioplasty that had followed a mild heart attack he had when he was only forty-nine years old. Dr. Krauss had helped him regain his strength, but Charley hadn’t seen or talked to him for several years. No number in his phone; he wasn’t really sure Krauss was his name, just that his name started with a K, as his last name did, but pawing through the phone book under Cardiologists, he saw the name Krauss and realized he was the one. He rested for a minute or two, deciding whether to call or not, but the heaviness didn’t go away, and he called.
After some of the usual rigmarole, from a recorded voice, he was finally connected with Krauss’s nurse.
“Hi,” he said to her, “I’d like to make an appointment to see the doctor.” He described the heavy feeling in his chest. “There’s no pain,” he said to her.  “Just the sense that I’m carrying around something inside that shouldn’t be there.”
“Are you nauseous?”
 “No, not at all.”
“Dizzy?”
“No more than usual,” he joked.
“Where is the heaviness?”
“In the center of my chest. You know that center spot where the ribs sorta’ come together”
“Do you drive?” she asked.
“Sure.”
“Well, Charley here’s what I want you to do. You need, right now -- right now -- to drive to the emergency room at the IU/Arnett Hospital. There’s no one there, so go right now. Do you know where the hospital is? Can you put it in your phone? Do you know where the big Meijer’s is? Well, it’s just past that. Do you understand? I want you to go to the emergency room right now, and we’ll worry about you seeing the doctor after you do what I’m telling you to do. Right now. There’s no one there.”
He didn’t know what to say. He hung up the phone; fed his cat; closed his laptop; there was nothing to save; took his time getting dressed and to the car, and he backed out of his driveway and started his trip to the hospital. He felt no different than he had before, but he realized that something big time was wrong. What am I doing driving? he wondered halfway there, when he bounced through a pothole, tightening up all his nerves.
When he got to the hospital, he found a parking spot close to the emergency room entrance. Told the nurse receptionist why he was there. Told her the story he’d gotten from Krauss’s nurse. She smiled when he told her that she had said no one was there, and there wasn’t in reception anyway. She took some information, told him to come around her desk and she took him through the entryway behind her, sat him down and administered an EKG. “A doctor will be right with you,” she said. “We need to find you a room. It’ll just be a few minutes.”  
This is where the holes start, and from here on to the end of this story, there are holes in his memory that appear like a big soap bubble, then pop to let his memories back in. He was put in a small room, x-rayed, and he thinks, given a cat scan. Around 2:00, he was put in a regular room on the second floor – a big room with a place under the window that overlooked a long expanse of gravel roof for guests to sit, or as he soon found out, to stay the night.
He was told to undress, his clothes put in neat, large, clear plastic bags that were sealed and labeled. He put on a hospital gown, open on the back, and he remembers telling several nurses that a guy creating a hospital gown that was comfortable could make a fortune. He even remembers some agreeing with him.
He had blood drawn from both arms and from a fatty spot over his stomach, and he was given regular reports which early on revealed no real symptoms of anything except hypertension, but a couple hours later, he was told that the latest tests showed that he had had a heart attack. Nevertheless, they had him up and walking and they timed him walking a short distance to see what? He never knew.
His daughter, Haley, appeared sometime during all this. She got sick, when nurses came in and connected him to a couple machines, then told them that he was scheduled to have an angiogram the next day. 
                                    Tuesday
Haley stayed overnight, both awakened by nurses coming in several times to take his blood pressure or draw blood.  Early in the morning, a younger doctor came in and explained the angiogram surgery, but having had one years ago on his heart, and another fewer years ago on his left leg, he acted almost smug. “Ok,” he said to the young doctor, “No big deal, let’s go.”
“We’re doing several today, and you’re last minute, so you’ll go last.”
“How many before?” he asked.
“Four before you. A nurse will get you prepared a half hour or so before we take you up to third.”
There was nothing for them to do but watch television. Haley found a channel he had never seen with full movies streaming one after another, and they watched the movie, “Message in a Bottle” that Haley said would cheer him up. It sorta’ did, but the endless commercials drove him crazy and he explained, what Haley already knew, that he recorded movies with commercials at home and only watched them fast forwarding through the ads.
Around 4:30, a nurse told him he was next. Several minutes later, he saw a patient a few doors down brought back to her room and he was put on a gurney, or whatever it was called, and taken up to a very small operating room where he was sedated. Later he was brought back to his room and awakened by Haley and his son Scott.                   
He recalls eating supper with an appetite. Soon after, the young doctor who had told him when he would be taken for the angiogram came with an assistant or two (big holes here) to tell him that he had too much blockage to do angioplasty: 100% in one artery, 95%, and 45%, in two others. “Your condition is serious, but our head surgeons, Stone or Kalmbach, will see you tomorrow to discuss your options.” He shook his hand. Didn’t ask for questions and left.
 Later his daughter told him that the doctor motioned her out of the room and asked her if he had a “living will.” She thought he remembered him mentioning one to her, and the doctor told her to find it. She asked a nurse to ask him if he had one: The nurse, probably used to this request, said to him, “This is just routine for someone who will probably have more surgery,” and he told Scott and Haley that he thought he had his in a small metal box in his bedroom at home where he kept important papers.
Scott, when he left that night, stopped and looked for the will there and in other places where his dad kept papers and didn’t find one. Haley called his son Chris in Denver, who was planning to come on the weekend, and told him to see if he couldn’t find an earlier flight.


                          Wednesday
Scott, his girlfriend, Brianna, and Haley spent most of the day with him. He had breakfast using the call-in menu he’d been given -- a hospital menu that gave him lots of choices – in a room with a place for visitors to sleep. Not like the old Saint Elizabeth Hospital, with its cramped rooms, or the Jasper County Hospital in his hometown, Rensselaer, that he’d moved from two years ago.
His cardiologist, Krauss, visited him and told him he was in great hands; that his surgeon was Dr. Kalmbach, who was a genius. The nurses in the room all smiled, said “oh, how true” or words like that, as he bet they did to whatever a doctor said to relax the patient. He thinks he had an echogram, then later in the morning both Dr’s Stone and Kalmbach came in and examined him. Stone left, explaining that the particular kind of surgery he was going to have was Kalmbach’s specialty.
And what was that? He needed triple by-pass surgery, but because his aorta was thickened and brittle where Kalmbach would need to make some kind of incision to connect a heart-lung machine, he’d have to do the surgery without stopping his heart. He thinks that’s what Kalmbach said anyway, and he further explained that the aorta might shatter like glass if he tried to open it for the heart-lung machine and stop his heart permanently. At least that’s what he thinks he also said. 
To clarify, Kalmbach grabbed the dry eraser pen in the room, and he drew a diagram showing all that he had just told them on the plastic dry-board usually used to write the names of the nurses and other stuff.

He remembers all this clearly. Remembers Kalmbach describing an instrument called an “octopus” which stabilizes parts of the heart during an operation, but when asked if he had any questions he said nothing. Scott and Haley and his son Chris in Denver, who was hooked up on a conference call, asked some, but he has no idea what they were. Nothing was said for a time, then he said, “Well, Ok. I understand. When should we do all this?”
Kalmbach, without a pause, said, “How about tomorrow morning at 8:00? There was again a fairly long pause. Kalmbach said they might wait until after Christmas, “but if we do, I’m concerned that you might have another heart attack.” The house was polled. Everyone said tomorrow at eight. When they looked at him for his response he pretended some doubts, but he had made up his mind when Kalmbach said, “do it tomorrow,” and he said, “Let’s do it tomorrow.”
That night after supper he went through a most humbling and humiliating experience. Everyone was thrown out of his room. He was given a battery operated, waterproof, electric razor, a dozen towels, and a half-dozen plastic bottles of disinfectant soap, and told to take a shower, use the razor to shave off all the hair on his chest and groin and under his arms, and to use a new towel for each part of his body he was supposed to wash and disinfect. The soap was yellow, a particularly disgusting yellow, and it smelled like lye.
After shaving himself with the sputtering razor, that sometimes pulled hair before cutting it, ouch, he had to stand under the shower, to wash both arms and legs, his ass, his chest, his head and neck with a separate towel; throw them on the floor; open a new bottle of disinfectant and do it again. The shower was warm, of course, but moving back and forth, grabbing new towels and disinfectant, chilled him, and half-way through all this, he started crying, then he said out loud to himself, “Fuck all that. Tomorrow can’t be worse than this. Nothing can except not waking up.” And he dressed himself in a new, enormous hospital gown, called in the nurses who cleaned up his mess without talking to him. They told Haley she could come back in, and he and Haley went to sleep.                                
                        

                                  Thursday
He slept well. Things were moving too fast to think much about them. The next morning Scott and Brianna and Haley came in just as his nurses were getting ready to start prepping him to go up to surgery. Everyone was somber, but some comment got Haley laughing, and she started singing, then dancing, to the tune of “Take me down to Paradise City/ Where the grass is green/ and the girls are pretty.” Her brother and Brianna looked at her like she was crazy, and she is usually a bit crazy, so she kept it up, dancing back and forth in front of his bed.
“What’s that?” he asked her.
“Guns and Roses, Dad. You know Guns and Roses.” They all started laughing at him because they knew that he had no idea who or what Guns and Roses were.
But he said to them, “Sure I know Guns and Roses,” and he picked up the song along with Haley until a nurse getting him off the bed told him he probably ought to stop.
She told Scott and Brianna and Haley they had to go to the Surgery Waiting Room on the first floor, where Susie, an assistant of Kalmbach’s would come in every hour and tell them the progress and any issues that they might encounter. They all said their goodbyes, lots of hugs and “everything will be all rights,” and they took him to the elevator and up to third floor. He was scared. He thinks he said a prayer when they took him out of the elevator, but then he started singing, “Take me down to Paradise City /Where the Grass Is Green/ And the Girls Are Pretty/ and he finished it because, damn it, he realized he did know the song. He sang, “Oh, Won’t You Please Take Me Home,” moving his arms like he was dancing, and he sang it until they put a mask over his mouth. 

He woke up mad. He had no idea where he was, but he had a tube down his throat; it hurt, and he wanted it out. He looked around; saw Scott and Haley, Brianna and Wally, Haley’s boyfriend and saw no reason one of them couldn’t take the damned tube out. He tried to tell them that, but all he could make was a gagging sound, so he started to spell “Take this tube out” one letter at a time, above him, like a teacher writing on a blackboard. When he finished the T in OUT, he gestured with both hands at his mouth and the tube hanging out from it there.
They weren’t supposed to get up and come to him, he guessed, because no one did, so he shuffled his arms back and forth in a stop motion and tried again, and then a third time, finally attracting a nurse they called over.
He’s awake,” they all said to her. 
‘Yes, he seems to be.”
“Why’s he so aggravated?”
"I think because he wants the tube in his throat out."
This was more than he could stand. He swallowed, coughed and managed to speak enough for them to hear him around the tube: “Take this damn tube out.”
Then a doctor or a nurse did, and his family came over and everything seemed to be all right.    
That memory is so clear to him, but little else that day is except being occasionally awakened by a nurse to do his vitals, and his gradual awareness of being hooked up to three machines all with digital screens, and a stand holding two bags dripping medicine into him. He remembers being alone. His family later tells him that they were told to leave and come back tomorrow since he wouldn’t be conscious enough to know them.
Before we go there, here are some things he was told happened while he was in surgery. The surgery took from 8:00 am until around 2:30 pm. Several friends from Rensselaer came and stayed with his family through much of the waiting. He’s not going to put names here, but he’s thanked them all for coming. Scott and Brianna, who are sleepers, slept through much of the time, waking up every two hours for the report from Susie, Dr. Kalmbach’s assistant. Haley was far too nervous to sleep, so she talked her boyfriend, Wally, into taking her to McDonald’s for two things she’s addicted to: At McDonald’s its French fries and Cappuccino, with lots of caffeine. (Also, Gummy Bears, Mountain Dews, and Skittles, not relevant here).
Kalmbach came to describe the surgery, explaining that all went well, but Scott still remembers how he talked so softly that no one could really hear him, so there was a lot of optimistic, “I think he saids” after the meeting.
Around 4:00 pm, he was taken to what became his room in the Intensive Care Unit where he was kept for seven days. Everyone was awfully relieved, but only his family was allowed to go there, but they were told to leave.


                                                                       Friday
They got him up to walk, unhooked him from the machines, but he thinks they had him walk with the IV pole for him to hold onto. A nurse came with him, holding onto a belt she put around his waist to steady him. He thinks they walked down a full corridor to the window that looked out over a long stone-covered roof to one of the parking lots off several hundred yards away.
He was terribly proud of himself, and his nurse (it was too early for him to associate anyone yet with names) praised him for not needing to hold onto the belt around his waist. All he can think about is that he is walking on his own 24 hours after the time they took him to surgery.
His oldest son, Chris, came from Denver and asked a lot of questions. He is the general worry-wart of the family, and others came too, though he has especially big holes here. He remembers people telling him how good he looked, but he doesn’t know who. He does clearly remember that they had him walking again and being timed on a short section of the corridor and getting praised for his time.
Haley came and slept over.
                               Saturday
It’s Christmas Eve and a young doctor’s aide came in to show him how he must behave to protect his incision from being damaged. Sometime, the day before the surgery, he was given a bright red, heart-shaped pillow with the IU Health Logo and Arnett Hospital in bright white letters on it, that his kids had signed, like they sign casts, telling him he was going to be all right. The aide told him he was to wrap his arms around the pillow to stop him from using his hands or his arms to push or pull himself up from anything. If he had to cough, he could lessen the pain by also wrapping his arms around the pillow, something he found to be true. He was also told that he absolutely can’t lift anything over five pounds, or he’ll rip his guts out – his interpretation of their kinder instructions.
Next, he’s given a strange looking plastic thing, called a Voldyne 5000 inhaler that he’s supposed to use by sucking in his breath as strongly as he can to prevent him from getting pneumonia. After he catches on, he gets the dial up to 2000 level, and he’s praised some more. Do this ten times every hour, he’s told.
It’s Christmas Eve. He feels great. He says to Chris and Scott and Haley and Brianna and Wally, “Let’s have a party,” then he naps and later in the afternoon – after he walks – can’t forget the walking, and the sucking up his breath into the plastic thing -- they come back with Brianna’s mom and dad and her brother, who’ve come down from northern Illinois to celebrate Christmas in Lafayette. They share a bottle of champagne (he gets diet Sprite) and they laugh and pretend that this is just like any other Christmas Eve.
After they toast, he says, “What a hell of a way to get the families together,” and they all laugh self-consciously. His nurse, Joann, shoos them out.
“I’m not tired,” he says.
“That’s fine,” Joann says. “You’ve done enough for today.”
Chris stays with him that night. He tries to talk to Chris about him and his wife, Juliet’s, new house that is being built for them, but he keeps falling asleep.

                                                      Sunday
The nights are troubling. He can’t roll on his side to sleep, and even with the head of the bed raised, his chest hurts when he tries to breathe deeply or when he coughs. Oh, the coughing. He tries hard not to cough, and he clutches and squeezes his heart pillow against his incision, but when he’s awakened to do his vitals, he almost always has to cough, and it scares him. Dee and Stephanie, two of his night nurses talk to him; call him hon, ask him questions about his family and what he did before surgery. He needs to talk to someone and this helps relax him, and as uncomfortable as it is to have to stay in only one position on his back, he falls asleep, until he wakes up coughing.
But it’s Christmas, and he walks without his nurse bringing a belt, and the whole gang comes back in the afternoon with presents to open, pictures to take and some special Christmassy Chicken Noodle soup, wonderfully full of cream and butter that Brianna’s mom, Cheri, made for them. Here’s one of the pictures they took:

Look how happy he looks clutching his red heart pillow, smiling like he’s just gotten out of bed at home, waiting for all the presents to be opened and the mess cleaned up, so they can get together in his big room, sit around his dining table with two extra leaves in it, and folding chairs brought in from the garage, all snuggling around the table together, holding hands and wishing  everyone a Merry Christmas. They tease Scott and Brianna about their maybe? coming engagement plans. Leave Wally and Haley alone since they’re still just in their mid-twenties. Then the big feast.
But what they do in his hospital room is quite enough, and after an hour or so, Joann again throws everyone out, but Haley, who stays over, and they watch movies until they both fall asleep early, after all the festivities they wanted or needed.  

                                 Monday thru Wednesday
He walks more and farther, or he lays in bed and later sits in a chair that’s by the side of his bed. He’d like to take a seat under the window where visitors sit or sleep, but the wires and tubes connecting him to the machines aren’t long enough to reach there. Boring.
His nurses are wonderful. Joann seems to make a special effort to stay with him to relieve the boredom, and she answers every question he asks her, sometimes just to keep her there.  Judy, an older white-haired nurse, has the best response to one of his questions: She cleans and puts back all the tubes and cables he’s attached to from the machines. When he asks her how she keeps them all straight, she says, “It’s just plumbing,” and he realizes how many drain out fluids and wastes from his body, and they have a good laugh together. 
Haley and Chris are his most steady visitors. Haley’s a kindergarten teacher, but her principal, who’d recently lost her mother, told Haley to stay with her father if he or she felt the need. Scott and Brianna have to go to work and, Scott, who works the second shift at a car assembly plant, comes and has lunch with him.
Slowly, they disconnect him from one machine or another, but the most dramatic thing they do is remove three seven-inch long blue tubes, spaced an inch apart just under his ribcage, that drain fluids from his what? He’s not sure he wants to know.  When the young woman doctor pulled them out, he watched her, and he almost fainted. Three seven- inch blue tubes! On Wednesday he’s liberated from the IV pole, and to celebrate when he walks, he swings his arms like he’s an Olympic runner.
He’s told he might be released as early as Thursday, one week from the day he had the surgery. He needs a place to do rehabilitation that will be paid by Medicare. On Tuesday and Wednesday, Chris, Haley, and Scott, when he can, go to inspect a number of rehab facilities. Most are retirement centers with resources for rehabilitating people with serious problems or people like him who have had major surgeries. Many of the places that they visit are sterile or shabby, but they find a place close to the university they think he will like.
He remembers another place called Westminster Village where his favorite aunt and uncle went to live after they retired. He remembers visiting them there, and so does Chris, but that had been a long time ago.
He asked them to check out Westminster. They did, and on Wednesday, Chris called him; said it was fabulous, by far the best, and that they'd started the paperwork, so he could move in on Thursday if he could get released from the hospital.
The next day, after waiting around all morning to finish signing his release papers, an ambulance finally came for him. The nurses on the floor that day came in and wished him well, and he cried when they took him down in the elevator in a wheelchair to the Emergency entrance, where he had to let them put him on a gurney to get him aboard for the ride.  It had snowed a lot, and it was below zero. He didn’t care. They covered him with blankets and took him to Westminster. 
                                             Thursday
Everyone just calls it the Village. It has apartments, guesthouses and cottages and a rehabilitation center where he was greeted by the Health Center administrator, the director of nursing, a social worker, the day nurses and an aide on duty, who put a call device on his wrist that looked like an old-fashioned watch with a button in the center. After doing that, they wheeled him down to room B-17, a large, attractive room with a hospital bed, a desk, wi-fi for his computer, two easy chairs, end tables on both sides of the bed, a large flat screen television, and a huge, ugly, dark bathroom with a shower. His room has a picture window looking outside to a patio that was covered with what looked to be at least five inches of snow. He signed a lot of paperwork, threw everybody out, and took a nap in the chair next to his window. It was cold there, but he couldn’t have been happier. 
Later, around five, Chris and Haley came and decided to show him around the place. Haley pushed him in his wheelchair out of rehab into the main building to show him the library, “You can maybe come here and write,” she told him. “This is one of the reasons I picked this place.” They moved on to the large dining room where they watched residents eating their dinner (they eat early here, he came to find out). Next, they wheeled him into building B and into the Live Well Fitness Center with rows and rows of exercise equipment, a fireplace, a pool table, then the most impressive thing of all: a beautiful swimming center with two warm water therapy pools, and a heated lap pool in a room with colorful arrangements of lots of large plants. Finally, they took him to the art room where they told him he might also like to come to write.
They had dinner after all this at the Village Pub, where guests were welcomed and seven days after his by-pass surgery he had a medium rare filet mignon for dinner. Chris had a cocktail, and Haley had wine with dinner (he had another Sprite), and they toasted him and each other for all the good things that had happened in just one week. They said they couldn’t be happier with his progress. They pushed him back to his room. (He wanted to walk, but they wouldn’t let him.) Haley helped him get into bed, hugging his heart pillow and he quickly fell asleep.

                                     Friday and on
When he woke up on Friday, he felt miserable. He was not supposed to push or pull himself up, so holding on to his heart pillow, he found it, at first, almost impossible to get up to go to the bathroom, or out of bed in the morning. He had to call an aide to come help him and that took time when he either had to go, or he was just tired of laying in one position on his back.
When he told Haley about this, she smiled and said, “You’re not a very patient man, Dad. It’s going to be different here.” It was, but his nurses and aides did as well as they could. First thing every morning, after he learned to get himself out of bed and into the recliner in front of his window, he pushed his call button and Susan, or Shona would come in and ask him what he wanted for breakfast. He’d ask them to bring him two decafs and a large orange juice. “I’ll order breakfast later,” and shortly after, he was brought a copy of the local paper. He had his Alexa with him. He asked her for the local weather, then had her tune to WFMT, his favorite classical music station, and that completed his early morning routine.
That first day, he met his occupational and physical therapists and had preliminary workouts with each. Working out, he realized how shaky he felt, and all he did after finishing a morning and afternoon session with one or the other, was fall asleep or try to anyway, on his hospital bed with its hard mattress on which he had to lay flat on his back. Even laying that way, his chest and back hurt more than they had in the hospital, and he was given hydrocodone for the pain, which was especially strong when he coughed and spit up mucus into the Kleenex he threw on the floor.  There was little else to do. “You’re supposed to rest,” his day nurse told him. “You’re a cabbage.”
“What did you call me?”
 “Oh,” she laughed you’re a CABG – a coronary artery bypass graft patient. A cabbage.”
“Do you know what being called a cabbage suggests to me?  Chopped up coleslaw” and he thought of his incision and the scarring that was turning dark purple like the cabbage he always used for coleslaw. Yuck.
That first weekend there was no therapy, and annoyed, he walked up and down all the corridors in rehab, and eventually out of the rehab unit into the main building where the library and the main dining room were. He also decided to eat breakfast at the Café, a smaller serving area in the rehab unit. He found that depressing. Most who came there to eat were in much worse shape than he was. Most had been in rehab for a long time, and he went back to eating breakfast in his room.   
It went like that through New Year’s, but on Wednesday the 3rd, he had a temperature over 100. His nurse tested him for the flu. He was positive, and they quarantined him. 
He immediately requested Tamiflu and later that morning he had his first pill. He was asked to sit in the bathroom while they disinfected his room, covering his desk and the chair he didn’t sit in with plastic sheeting. When an aide or a nurse came into the room, they had their hair covered, and wore a gown and a mask.
He never had a high temperature after the first day. He did have body aches and his chest hurt, especially when he coughed, and as his coughing increased, he spit up more and more greenish mucus into the Kleenex that he threw on the floor and picked up when he got out of bed.
What did he do? He slept, waited for an aide to bring him coffee and orange juice and his paper, that was left outside his door, then breakfast. He listened to his Alexa and watched television. He wanted to write about his by-pass surgery and what he was experiencing. He wrote some notes on the back of the daily schedule they brought to him with his newspaper, but when he sat down and opened his computer he had no energy for it, closing it because his reflection in its screen seemed to be mocking him. The last day in quarantine he was able to write and answer a few emails but that was all he could do. 
His family and a few friends visited him, dutifully wearing masks, and he sucked and breathed, sucked and breathed into his Voldyne and he slept.
At night, after he went several days without a temperature, he snuck out of his room and walked the corridors in rehab. His night nurses knew he was doing it, but since their protections from him had been lifted, they thought, as he did, that he was over the flu. One night, Scott and Brianna sneaked him into the Pub for dinner and he got back with no one noticing. He’s not sure how long he was in quarantine. Was it seven or was it eight days?  He can’t remember for sure. All he knows is that it was after he finished taking the Tamiflu.  

                     “Oh, Won’t You Please Take Me Home”
The first thing he did after getting out of quarantine was get a haircut in the Village Salon.  He thought his hair seemed grayer, of course, but he felt he looked more like he had before the surgery. He did morning occupational workouts with Andrea, often bouncing a balloon back and forth to each other. In the afternoons he did hard walks with Siva, his physical therapist who was from India, and he took him to the Wellness Center in Building B where he rode a stationary bike and did some work to strengthen his arms and shoulders. He found out from his day nurse that when he was released, he had appointments scheduled with his surgeon and his family doctor, then he was expected to go to a Cardiac Rehab facility in a hospital building closer to home, and Westminster offered him the opportunity to come back there and use their facilities for a very reasonable fee.
He started going to the regular dining room for lunch and dinner, meeting an acquaintance from his hometown who he joined for some meals. He had his first shower; learned to wash and clean his incision, which surprisingly did not bother him. He was ready to go home.
Andrea and Siva agreed, and on the following Saturday and Sunday, he was driven home by Scott for trial visits where he watched a basketball game on Saturday and went out to dinner on Sunday, coming back much later than he was expected. Scott watched him like he was a child just learning to walk, making sure that he was well enough to take care of himself, especially worried getting him out of the car, and into his house because his driveway was icy.
A meeting was set up for Tuesday with his therapists, nurses and the administrators responsible for such things. The meeting went well, and they agreed he’d leave in two days on Thursday, January 18th.
Lots of cleaning up. He filled two large clothes bags, he had been given in the hospital, with lots of stuff he had brought to him, his stereo and his Alexa, and lots of clothes on hangers. Again, he waited for the paperwork to be properly signed – a whole folder full – then around noon Scott loaded up his car; carefully helped him around some ice; got him home without incident, over some more ice, and into his house.
He was greeted by his cat, Dexter. The weekend of his trial home visit, Dexter had snuggled up with Haley, who had stayed in the house with Chris before he flew back to Denver and she went back to work. “I’m back for good,” he told Dexter, but after greeting him at the door, Dexter hid out somewhere in the house until later that evening when he came out to be fed.
“I’m fine,” he told any who asked or called, but that first night home, he let Scott, Brianna, and Haley bring carry-in pizza, and he didn’t cook as he usually did when they were there with him. After they left, he deleted many of the television programs that recorded while he was away, and he watched the last CBS Sunday Morning show, fast-forwarding thru all its commercials. Then, doing the same, he watched 60 Minutes.
He read over the paperwork showing the doctor’s appointments he was to have starting on Monday of the next week then wrote them down on a notepad he taped to the top of his coffee-maker. He was so tired, but things were turning out all right. His chest was still numb on both sides; his right groin also where they had gone up for his angiogram. He still hurt when he coughed, but he was only using Tylenol for his pain. He wasn’t spitting up much and his irregular heart rhythm, though more noticeable than before everything that had happened, was tolerable. His family had done all anyone could have ever expected. He needed to do more for and with them than he had.
He knew that he needed to Skype Allen in Canada and email Alan in Florida, who had just lost his wife, and book club was coming up on Sunday and he could see most of his Lafayette friends there. He knew it wouldn’t be long before he could drive to Rensselaer.
He wanted, he needed, to write. He sure as hell had something to write about. But he didn’t open his laptop and only did a quick look at his email on his desktop. No Facebook. For God’s sake no Facebook.
He went into his bedroom and unpacked. He pushed back his covers, grabbed his soft down pillow that he should have had at Westminster, smelled it, and put it on top of his larger one so that it would be next to his face. He put his heart pillow in the middle of his bed, next to him, and he undressed. Later, after doing his bathroom stuff, he sat down on the bed and slowly lay back, pulling his legs up and settling back against his soft pillow. Then, even more slowly, he began to turn on to his right side. It hurt. He heard his heart beating, feeling the occasional irregular beats. He moved even more onto his side until his right arm was under him. “I can do this,” he said out loud. “I can do this…” and he fell asleep.